I PREFER AN EMPTY ONE

Few things are as annoying or revealing about corporate office culture as the pathetic state of the community fridge. I don’t need to really go into this too much, it’s about as common as ass and I woudn’t be bringing anything new to my own table. All I can say about this is that I never eat here but I did by some cream for my coffee and found it precipitously pushed out almost off the shelf by the legion of rotting and fetid forgotten lunches that have tragically accumulated. It’s just goddamned depressing.